Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I was at a party with my crush, but I didn’t talk to him. After, I walked out to my car, and saw a dent in my car. I then noticed that the dent was exactly the size of my crush’s head. FML
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rosierosierosie 0
i'd hate you too
wannabesinger 16
Did you forget the purpose of headlights? I mean come on now, people drive down dark roads without any streetlights just fine, they don't go running into poles. And if you ran into a pole because you were shocked that he liked you, then that's just pathetic
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rosierosierosie 0
i'd hate you too
americayay 0
I was about to type exactly this. I think you've gotta be married for a while for that one to be okay. Mutual property, that sort of thing. And even then, I'd still be pissed.
Ajjas013 6
Dance on the pole for him and win him back!
MLB6 2
oviously fake... how do u crash into a pole and total a truck... not even a car but a truck? tell me that one idiot
quarty165 0
exactly! not to mention, how the crap do you drive fast enough in a parking lot to total a truck??
jc1015 25
and apparently they've never heard of headlights
leyash 0
Did you ever think to use the headlights? YDI for being a moron.
MoobyTheCow 2
Oh, please. It was obviously so dark that not even the headlights could pierce it.
luvtheknot 6
But wait don't car parks have huge overhanging lights or was this one built by dracula
lolx7 5
I would hate you! you just totaled my truck bitchwhore!
ThisIsMyReign 4
Maybe OP just says totaled as she is to dumb to avoid a tiny pole in a parking lot anyway.
wannabesinger 16
Did you forget the purpose of headlights? I mean come on now, people drive down dark roads without any streetlights just fine, they don't go running into poles. And if you ran into a pole because you were shocked that he liked you, then that's just pathetic
Sun_Kissed18 25
I logged on just to say that. Its called LIGHTS! They are there so this doesn't happen! Maybe next time you will think.
danilols689 11
I couldn't have said it better. dumb bitch
Proughboy 7
Just saying, there are no poles in the middle of dark roads. Lmao I'm kidding your comment pretty much summed up OP's stupidity
Butterbuns 1
You...couldnt use the headlights?
Turbanator 0
Kinda his fault for driving in the dark and yeah...headlights?
RJB 0
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Ok, How come you can drive his truck now? What he doesnt let you use his things? I am so confused why you would want to use his truck, when you most likely have a car.
capslockisgood 19
What?
septemberlovebug 0
and its a woman.. no surprise there.. god, i hate when women drivers make other women drivers look like we can't drive... its called headlights sweetie.. use them next time :)
perdix 31
You drove his TRUCK into a pole and totaled his CAR? What kind of magic pole was that? Does he really hate you for ramming some other dude's "magic pole?"
TheLetterZero 7
Not at all, the guy brought both his truck and car to the parking lot. When she drove into the pole, it fell on top of his car.
perdix 31
How did I miss that? It was so obvious. Thanks for putting me straight.
omghehehe 0
LMAO!!!!!! :D U guys r so funny!!!! OP: If he hates u for that, he's a lame ass!! Sure, it wasn't the most suave thing to do but he allowed u to do so. Besides, if a guy is really into u, he would be naturally perturbed, but he would still want u! ;)
alleyes 0
I didnt realize swaping vehicles was the new form of courtship
vanaathiel 13
Ever hear of headlights? They're this miraculous device that allows you to see when driving at night...
jillz 0
he was a fool for letting you drive his truck and you are a fool for continuing to drive even when you couldn't see well enough - you better pay him back with interest!