Today, after a fun movie night, I found a note on my fridge saying, “It was delicious.” I don’t know what it is referring to, since nothing is missing and we didn’t eat anything during the movie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML
Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, my boyfriend found a take-out menu under my bed. It's probably been there for months. He looked at it and said, "Well, that explains a lot." FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML
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RichardPencil 32
Are any of your pets missing?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Maybe the experience of watching the movie together was "delicious" to one of your roommates, or friends.
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Comments (10)
julfunky 29
It’s weird but is it really a FML situation?
RichardPencil 32
Are any of your pets missing?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Maybe the experience of watching the movie together was "delicious" to one of your roommates, or friends.
KittyMack 13
Probably just a goofy metaphor for "very nice". I have been told my outfit was "delicious" before. The kids these days never stop calling cuties "a snack". I can't recall a night out ever being described this way but I can easily believe either I am just unaware of such or the note leaver is awkward, ditzy, or was intoxicated, and they clumsily misused an expression. Or it was intended to be clumsy- acting dorky ironically to be funny isn't rare. Or if you insist it was literal... is it possible they ate a decorative soap or something? The note could be a joking way of acknowledging such a mistake. But my money's on them simply meaning that they found the evening enjoyable and satisfying; your company is like a good meal.
Soham Patankar 9
refering to your dick i believe
jbuckets_404 39
Did you try asking around as to whom left the note? And about what? --Puzzled (Easily: But Then I'm a Guy, So It's Redundant - Lol)
slowhandjp 18
No one said "Eat".
bl3ur0z3 17
You got a note that you don't understand? You poor thing! You're in my prayers.
Sam Siggers 8
sounds like someone got lucky without even knowing perhaps? haha
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, I can think of a "dirty" explanation but I'll keep it to myself. :D