Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
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Top comments
mintcar 10
Haha, move on. She's not worth it.
climbthoserocks 6
Well, she seems like a keeper.
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Comments (140)
lolthatsucksop 0
lol
ladies_man217 0
who wouldnt break up with their bf for a trip to europe
storylogan 0
mee! I woulddnnttt(:
LightningLadyy 0
I wouldn't, but that's a pretty awesome/devious plan :)
Shootamonkey3 0
LOL TRANSFORMERS!!!
Shookitup 0
What a nice lady :)
Shookitup 0
What a nice lady :)
mintcar 10
Haha, move on. She's not worth it.
LovesLostInteres_fml 8
it's all good bud, she sounds like a bitch!
iSitt 0
sounds like that Winston Churchill quote
st0815 9
She doesn't value you, her affections can be altered with money and she is dim (as demonstrated by her parents tricking her). OP: be happy you are rid of that one.
OverweightNinja 0
just buy her back.
lexi122333 0
exactly what I was thinking.
thebigtwinkie 28
Bros before hoes Coming from a girl Wait
DLIPF6969 1
sorry bro. that blos
climbthoserocks 6
Well, she seems like a keeper.
jmd534 0
hahaha!!!!
cradle6 13
damn dude. that's really messed up. don't take her back. your name is really awesome btw.
DahkLohd 4
Consider yourself lucky to be rid of her.
MrsLender_fml 3
Dumb muggle girl!
Jordynn907 0
hahaha !
sexycountrygirl0 0
she's a selfish bitch, get a girl who is worth your time.
crazyivan118 0
your cute
ohthebloodygore 16
57, you're an idiot.
devileyekill 0
ohthebloodygore you're ugly. Am I smart now!? :0
Ninjafriends 1
You should actually be very happy you learned so much about her character. She's the real loser in this situation. Haha, I laugh at her.
MiaStarFire 2
OR maybe what happened is that PinkFloyd777 is a horrible boyfriend and she didn't mind breaking up with him to begin with? Either way, don't cry over it because you're both wrong for each other.
RedPillSucks 33
Well, now you know what kind of a person your former girlfriend is. Move on.
Jewelofagal 2
It's karma that she got screwed over. Move on to someone with more integrity.