Today, my cousin is visiting from Oklahoma. He can't go a minute without saying "YOLO" or "Swag". He's going to be here for a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML
Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML
Today, I told my cousin it would be okay if he stayed the weekend after a fight with his wife. He didn't tell me he was bringing his 4 kids. They've watched funny cat videos for hours and they laugh like maniacs. FML
Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts, "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML
Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML
Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, my eleven-year-old cousin, who lives with me, has discovered Old Town Road. He’s been playing it for four hours on repeat and I’m ready to scream. FML
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chrisp87 11
I'm assuming your cousin is a teenager who probably plays Xbox and screams ( Come at me bro )
Bakarra 22
Does he use hash tags unnecessarily too? #swag#yolo#420#FML #bouttogetburied
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Comments (185)
Sillydeadperson 17
I'm so sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
Micayla 12
You poor soul.
Inked0803 12
He's a special kinda douchebag
GooeyLoveNuts 6
I can validate thats how all teenagers are here in Oklahoma
icey0796 6
Oklahoma is a terrible, forsaken place. Do not blame him: he is misguided, and has been living alone in a land of nothingness that serves as a harsh jail to its inhabitants.
jess1987 17
how is Oklahoma a terrible forsaken place? ever been here?
jmacfan1 16
Oklahoma is not terrible. It is an awesome state. But I guess you don't live here or have ever been here to know that
Epeso4 7
There is no correct way, its just an idiotic word used by 12-year-olds who will probably die before they're 20.
saaaamscriv 9
That gives Oklahomans a bad name.....darn your cousin.
NeverGiveUp97 6
Don't get too mad at him. He could be saying it ironically, which is still fine.
Sir_Swaggington 6
Saying "YOLO" and "swag" then watching people get pissed off is probably the only way young people can entertain themselves in Oklahoma. Show him how to have fun in the big city.
Na7e_G 4
Your cousins a swagfag so yeah, FYL.