Today, a customer came into the store I work at to ask why I hadn't killed myself yet. A month prior, that same customer told me to kill myself. All I did was compliment her shirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was accidentally rude to a customer and she told me to kill myself. My boss came over, told me that she agreed wholeheartedly with the customer, and then said, "I have no idea where you got this delusion that anyone would be sad if you died." FML
Today, a customer started a conversation by telling me how smart he'd heard I am, and finished it by explaining his theory that only smart people commit suicide. He then gave me a knowing look and said, "Just something I thought you should think about," and left without buying anything. FML
Today, I reduced a customer to tears and she had a tantrum, saying that nobody loves her, her life is a joke, and she’d be better off dead. This ordeal happened to grab the attention of my manager who was nearby. All I did was tell her that an item she wanted was sold out and offered to help her order it online. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, one of my customers told me he was going to kill himself when I explained to him that I wasn't going to be able to deliver him the gallon of milk he wanted. I work in a pharmacy, dispensing medication. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, I opened up to my best friend about my depression. Her response: "If you're so depressed, why don't you just kill yourself?" FML
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Charlie Given 28
Ummm that's some bullshit sorry for your situation with shitty customers, you know you have the right to tell them to leave and don't come back you shouldn't have to put up with harassment at work
coius 23
What a shitty person. I’d use the excuse that you want to be alive so you can torture them by driving them nuts. Obviously if they are so concerned with you living, it must be aggravating to them with you being here, so I’d make it a point that you living is just to spite them. Then tell them to have a bad day, and tell them you would like to say don’t let the door hit them on the way out, but evidence suggests a bat already ****** up their face, and they can’t possibly get any uglier.
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Charlie Given 28
Ummm that's some bullshit sorry for your situation with shitty customers, you know you have the right to tell them to leave and don't come back you shouldn't have to put up with harassment at work
coius 23
What a shitty person. I’d use the excuse that you want to be alive so you can torture them by driving them nuts. Obviously if they are so concerned with you living, it must be aggravating to them with you being here, so I’d make it a point that you living is just to spite them. Then tell them to have a bad day, and tell them you would like to say don’t let the door hit them on the way out, but evidence suggests a bat already ****** up their face, and they can’t possibly get any uglier.
OnReceivingEnd 18
Me: "Because knowing that my existence causes you misery and suffering keeps my will to live strong."