Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML
Today, I went to console my cousin because I'd heard that her dog had passed away. As I opened the door, the first thing I saw was her extremely old and feeble (but still very much alive) dog. Turns out my friend was talking about HIS cousin, and I simply misheard. Trying to explain that to her was mighty awkward. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML
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xshyguyx 0
that is kinda funny but you could have just played it off like there was someone else you were talking to, it's not like he would know
JassyJas 2
Today, i was walking at the pier. Some lady asked about the view. Im blind. FML
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Comments (60)
Patrick69_fml 0
I just have to say it's a guide dog unless seeing eye dog is a new breed?
SexyKitten1313 0
He was talking to the dog if you didn't know. Dogs make people comfortable, safe, and they have the dogs company so this isn't an FML!
toongirl 4
A friend of mine spent hours describing a parade to a blind girl in our group. Then the soldiers on horseback came along and she said 'That's going to be good to see'!! It happens. Hopefully he didn't take offence
XoMxcted 0
If he.asks say you were talking to his dog
iamcoolyo 5
Wow check yo surroundings Omg
andrewnearbin 0
Ass
Ruby519 2
That's why you don't talk to strangers
A07 48
Totally excuseable.