Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML
Today, I went to console my cousin because I'd heard that her dog had passed away. As I opened the door, the first thing I saw was her extremely old and feeble (but still very much alive) dog. Turns out my friend was talking about HIS cousin, and I simply misheard. Trying to explain that to her was mighty awkward. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML
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xshyguyx 0
that is kinda funny but you could have just played it off like there was someone else you were talking to, it's not like he would know
JassyJas 2
Today, i was walking at the pier. Some lady asked about the view. Im blind. FML
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xshyguyx 0
that is kinda funny but you could have just played it off like there was someone else you were talking to, it's not like he would know
procrastinatorrr 0
good idea, just add a name on the end and he'd never know. OP sounds nice (but not too observant) - not many people seem to talk to strangers like that, it's sweet when people do :)
Itsu_fml 0
Good job. You must be very observant. Haha.
Anziepanzie123_fml_fml 0
"I see," said the blind man to the deaf dog. "sounds wonderful to me," said the deaf dog to the pessimist man. I could go on all day...
GreenHacker 0
I doubt it
karmaSUCKS321453 0
you could?
JassyJas 2
Today, i was walking at the pier. Some lady asked about the view. Im blind. FML
lumi_fml 0
#5 is right. Worse for the blind guy. YDI, only because you didn't notice the dog.
arienh4 0
I really don't think he cared that much. It happens. Relax.
Snowlight_fml 7
Well if he's blind, he wouldn't have seen who said it
antonaijamese 7
#6 Im pretty sure it wasnt that big of a deal. Things like that happen. & im pretty sure he understood
Zephryne 3
Say you were talking to the dog
Professor59 2
Excellent!
fireandice27 0
Ouch that's pretty awkward! FYL
xCrackerx 3
Why didn't you say something about dogs being useless? You already had one foot in your mouth. Why not see if you could fit both?
picturetaker 0
this seems like it would be a dare to say to a blind man because how did you not see his dog?
prettyboy82 0
Try being observant, if he had a dog, the dog was likely marked as a service dog, plus the guy likely had a cane and dark glasses (depending on his sensitivity to light). When you pay attention you notice details, and in this case there may have been plenty!
testingfml 0
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