Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML
Today, I went to console my cousin because I'd heard that her dog had passed away. As I opened the door, the first thing I saw was her extremely old and feeble (but still very much alive) dog. Turns out my friend was talking about HIS cousin, and I simply misheard. Trying to explain that to her was mighty awkward. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML
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xshyguyx 0
that is kinda funny but you could have just played it off like there was someone else you were talking to, it's not like he would know
JassyJas 2
Today, i was walking at the pier. Some lady asked about the view. Im blind. FML
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Witchcraft_fml 5
*facepalm*
dunyone1 0
"Today, i was at a boardwalk. Someone came up to me and said " great view, isn't it? " I'm blind and i have a seeing dog. FML"
FarSide 23
Nice comment dumbass.
L0VEPiNK07 0
why would he assume it's a seeing eye dog even if he did notice the dog? at least he was nice, though.
DieterDerBlau 0
All I can do is friggin LAUGH..... LMAO... Thanks yo. I needed that one!!!
DocHolliday_fml 0
Let me speak for everyone here: We believe you, really we do....because, you know, it's so believable. Not fabricated irony. No, that's for OTHER people. This is just real, we know it.
thommo00 0
damnnnnn unlucky, but there's been like a million different FMLs that relate to this
MyKillz 0
F his life, not yours!
Secret_Fire_King 0
Really? Doesn't seem that funny to me.. but of course, I actually have a soul.. but, then again, I can't really speak, 'cause I've kinda done this before.. My mom's bf was driving me to a football game in the small, empty town of Wallumbilla.. We wound down the window to ask an elderly woman walking her dog, for some directions.. "Can you help us find the football field?" *looks confused and points to the empty field on her left* "No, I have to get to a football game.. Are there any other fields around?" *points back/right* "Thank-you.." --- --- --- "Was she blind?" "Yeah.."
meamea_rox 0
hahahahhaha!! NOT FUNNY!!!