Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML
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It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.
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laurenasabutton 26
"Jeff just got punched in the face"
CueTheMusic 22
"Jeff has a sudden pain in the crotch"
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Comments (179)
liza1922 7
Too funny, your job basically is now a scene from a sit com
leeebeeeee18 20
Just bring a spray bottle to work and every time he does it spray him. I use it on my dogs and they learn pretty quick.(:
thebearhunter7 18
haha this comment just made my night
91hayek 31
haha sometimes I watch the Dog Whisperer and think some people need to be treated with his techniques; some people are just animals.
leeebeeeee18 20
I'm glad it made your night! (:
andromeda335 9
He quite possibly believes he is in a Pokemon game
Omniprism 15
Tell him if he doesn't shut up that Jeff will get his lips stapled together. Or mimic him. That might get him. Good luck.
Omniprism 15
Or maybe complain to HR. He is disrupting you and making it hard to get your work done.
disney_blonde 16
"Jeff sat on a desk chair full of tacks, OP laughed."
TheMystery13 13
I'm going to allow myself a little stroke and say that he may have gotten this idea from my website. It is a very real possibility.
ksks1234 33
You are wanting someone to ask what website it is, aren't you?
TheMystery13 13
No, otherwise I would have said it outright. But that spoils the mystery.
yesnid 2
You must not want people to visit that site since you just shat on a chance to advertise it.
vlalam 24
Haha... That's hilarious, u have an awesome coworker!!! Just enjoy the day and chill... Atleast ur coworker is not grumpy or mood or mean..
Peachy2392 26
For those who watched the office, I kind of view this as something Jim would do to annoy Dwight.
SunTzu2 9
It's funny!!! You should repeat the same words after him