Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML
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It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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laurenasabutton 26
"Jeff just got punched in the face"
CueTheMusic 22
"Jeff has a sudden pain in the crotch"
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wiseKat99 13
Jeff is an asshat
miuracross 4
Jeff was just ****** in the ass with a cactus. Jeff also had his shins blown out. Jeff works with a lively and ****** person
kohor 11
I am going to start doing this
xathenax 6
I did this forever but it was just to get back at people for being complete assholes to me at school because they thought I was weird. So I started doing actual weird annoying shit. Lol
WeskersSexslave 15
"Jeff is on the floor crying in utter pain."
megadki14 6
Dwight wannabe
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Maybe something your boss says will make him stop if your requests are going unheard.
ashley9782001 9
that must be annoying, but I have to admit its funny at the same time
mikebanker 2
I like the description of Jeff as a chimp
Cagara_fml 10
I am Jeff's annoyed coworker