Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML
war_monkey tells us more.
It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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laurenasabutton 26
"Jeff just got punched in the face"
CueTheMusic 22
"Jeff has a sudden pain in the crotch"
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Comments (179)
byEyecandy 10
He must play a lot of San Andreas Multi-player
Vlortch_fml 6
He must have watched "Stranger than fiction" (with Will Ferrell) the night before ! Watch the trailer :)
war_monkey 6
It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.
rocker_chick23 27
Glad he finally stopped.
HeyTherexxx 21
That was a funny prank. :) At least he finally stopped though.
war_monkey 6
Actually this was not the prank....it stemmed from it but this was the result
discord666 3
but did you punched him??
AmexBlack 24
OP in showing Jeff the published FML, id say you definitely got the last laugh :)
Uglyfeet 23
Hey Jeff, you deserve that FML
emily4040 18
Emily thinks Jeff deserved this getting published
TheReader0996 10
I modded this! :)
war_monkey 6
Thanks :)
inbredlefthand 10
These comments are killing me. lol
weveallbeenthere 30
I'm sure that you have heard the saying " You can't fix stupid"
iAshelle 11
That is annoying.
tuffykat 8
start narrating everything you do also..fight fire with fire! even say aloud what you think - even thoughts about jeff!
xmlguy 14
Only ever refer to him as The Jeffster, or El Jefferino. Maybe them he'll see how annoying it is.
EscobedoJuan12 3
"Jeff is no longer with us"