Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML
war_monkey tells us more.
It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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laurenasabutton 26
"Jeff just got punched in the face"
CueTheMusic 22
"Jeff has a sudden pain in the crotch"
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Comments (179)
ohgodbutwhy 6
aw cmon, that's funny :p
mario2012 18
No, it's annoying.
war_monkey 6
very, very annoying.
Le_Doctor 10
Just do something equally annoying.
FMLcommenterer 13
'Jeff was told that chicks love guys who speak in third person. Jeff is sorry.'
saraitkddh 47
just be honest with him and tell him how directly how much this annoys you
Jerakl 21
That's what I was going to say!Looks like I just got ninja'd. Except not. Because this comment was posted way before I looked at this FML.
GIGA_IMPACT 15
Sounds like the perfect time to practice epic sports commentating on Jeff's life to piss him off.
animalxcrackers 20
Jeff had an accident with the stapler.
weveallbeenthere 30
kill him, just a thought
olpally 33
Jeff needs to shut the **** up before he gets punched in the face. Seriously, hit that moron.
drumguy218 11
start talking in third person also to piss him off
haylz123 8
"Jeff just got stapled in the face"
Zelphoric 25
OP used staple slap! It's super effective! Jeff fainted!
OnlyTheDarkest 17
I love the reference!!