Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML
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It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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laurenasabutton 26
"Jeff just got punched in the face"
CueTheMusic 22
"Jeff has a sudden pain in the crotch"
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TcheQ 12
I smell uncultured riffraff who never watched the Stanley Parable
PurelyCanadian 18
If he knows it bothers you, he'll probably just continue on doing it.
Nathan_h24 17
Twitter in a nutshell.
MacWorms 10
Jeff got laid, wait no he didint Jeff just lied
Waspinator1998 21
"Jeff got shot in a back alleyway on his way home."
Edumcg 24
Chimps are more fun.
deathrowdiesel 2
Do you have a roll of duck tape
skyspidergirl 8
I'd be laughing constantly, he's a genius!
sassy2085 16
Think the office and the pranks they pulled on Dwayne. "Jeff trying to extract Stapler from Jelly". Or notes with secret spy instructions that state his first assignment is to stop talking altogether.
lbanks_fml 10
Jeff reads about his death.