Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML
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It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.
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laurenasabutton 26
"Jeff just got punched in the face"
CueTheMusic 22
"Jeff has a sudden pain in the crotch"
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poncho55 40
Hahaha, that's frickin hilarious! Your co-worker is awesome. xD
yesnid 2
Tell the boss, DUH. It's simple. If he does it as much as you say he'll get caught in the act even if they don't believe you at first.
FlyingPie 17
Based on this example, I'd suggest taking his stapler - even move his desk to the basement - but I'd be concerned that he would burn the place down. (For those who don't get this one, it's an Office Space reference)
Warm_Apple_Pie 21
Not his red Swingline stapler!!! XD
VaishakHolla 14
Jeff wants you to kill yourself...
KillPrince 6
Jeff is about to get his mouth stapled shut
dorku 1
Jeff suddenly punched t Tammy in the tit then bitch slapped her
ThunderTheRad 14
"Jeff has his funeral"
lifesentence 11
"Jeff, is pulling his stapler from his a$$"
zevo1415 10
Just say "next person who talks in third person is gay" that should clear things up
strawberrypantsu 1
I do that *~*