Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML
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It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.
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laurenasabutton 26
"Jeff just got punched in the face"
CueTheMusic 22
"Jeff has a sudden pain in the crotch"
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Comments (179)
sarneeley 14
Prolly just does it because he knows how much it bothers you. Just make it a joke so it's more funny than annoying.
PresidentNorth 16
Use context clues and figure it out. school had to prepare you for something.
PresidentNorth 16
Shouldn't have made a big deal about it anyway. You overdid you sarcasm.
Not_Impressed13 9
You would think that with the full keyboard features on most phones, there would be no reason not to actually use proper spelling..
FML64128 7
Especially Swype. You actually have to go out of your way to misspell on Swype.
puppie406 23
Swype is shit, you try to type "is" and you get "us", try to type "bullshit" and "bolshie" is the result, etc.
itsjusttofunny 8
Jeff just sat on a handful of tacks.... oops
worldclassrager 41
Wear ear plugs?
alycion 39
Jeff likes his chicken spicy. I'm sorry op but is be cracking up at it. That episode never gets old for me.
chinaski7628 32
George is getting upset!
FimogenFeels 14
Jeff is immature.
grgnyce 8
That's awesome OP!!!
0ss 12
Start talking in third person, maybe he'll get annoyed and find another way to ammuse himself.
sdroze1389 31
remind jeff that it will be difficult to pick up all his teeth with broken fingers.
SunTzu2 9
Good one ;-)
Alastor13X 8
"I quit" would put a swift end to it, but if I were you, I'd make Jeff speak of his misery in 3rd person. "Jeff is going to kill everyone in the office if his stapler is found in jello one more time!" Instantly fired! Google can be your best friend, with all the fun office prank ideas. Turn your burden into a game, and make a statement!
sdroze1389 31
go with the cabinet full of ping pong balls, or the wireless mouse where you plug into his usb and make him think he is nuts. super glue was made for pranks, don't neglect it!
davincidasecond 24
Sounds like Jeff needs some serious help. Or, like so many have implied, a slap in the face.