Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML
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It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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laurenasabutton 26
"Jeff just got punched in the face"
CueTheMusic 22
"Jeff has a sudden pain in the crotch"
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himwhomlaughs 14
"Jeff took the door to the right"
chrisbreastr0kr 11
Speak in 3rd person and threaten him this way. "-you- is currently plotting your murder. -you- is thinking that Jeff may never wake up."
sampireweekend 2
you sure that's not Dwight and you're not Jim?
Justy101 23
True, but it would be Jim pissing off Dwight.
LoganMatthewS 4
Jeff masturbated to furry ****
Warm_Apple_Pie 21
Reference to another FML!!!! (:
more4me 27
Jeff needs his ass kicked.
alexowitz 8
Start doing it for yourself. I bet anything he'll get annoyed and stop himself :P
onorexveritas 24
as annoying as that seems, its funny too
zachb20 15
"jeff got featured on FML"
MissBehavin77 18
I have to sit by a very obnoxious moron at work too so I really sympathize with this one. That sucks
Amanyyyyyy 29
If you can't beat em, join em!