Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML
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It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.
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laurenasabutton 26
"Jeff just got punched in the face"
CueTheMusic 22
"Jeff has a sudden pain in the crotch"
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Comments (179)
bobo_the_bear 5
You could say "I quit". That would end it.
ZodiacalComa7 11
It happens.
rocker_chick23 27
I would go with pranking him. If you know his computer password, log in and change it. Only give him the password when he agrees to stop being such an annoying *******.
BeccaDoll0215 11
maybe Jeff has special needs and everyone is really rude and inconsiderate. A lot of down syndromes have that as a symptom.
rocker_chick23 27
What does having special needs have to do with anything? If he can get a job working in the community, then he knows what's acceptable and what's not. I doubt OP's coworker is special needs, he is probably obnoxious just for the Hell of it.
mikbrooke 25
#63 i find you inconsiderate for saying 'a lot of down syndromes.' its people with down syndrome, for gods sake. and no, no person with down syndrome that i have ever met has spoken like that. and i've met a lot considering my brother has downs & we go to events for downs kids. and down syndrome is not a damn illness that has symptoms. -.-'
rocker_chick23 27
101: My brother has it mildly and he has never done anything like that either.
Kreig1996 5
sounds like j'zargo in TES: V Skyrim
theladygamer 10
god I hate him he is so annoying lol
ZeroProxy 4
Jeff got his hand stabled to the desk with an industrial stapler.
Sagan928 7
Stop asking him and instead talk to HR about how it is disruptive. Let them handle it.
davek 36
Jeff puts the lotion on his skin...
Stryker78cRS 15
Jeff is shot in his balls cuz he's a bitch ass hoe
pl0xs3rver 45
It's like that episode of Seinfeld, where the guy in the gym narrates everything in third person.