Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
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rt523 0
thats why you flush. gross.
Rainbow_Monkey 0
Next time, flush. And wash your hands, too.
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philadelphianus 0
thats the worst!!! i always flush at my own house but whenever i sleep at someones house i simply refuse to pee in the middle of the night, because you dont want to be the guest that doesnt flush, but you dont want to be the guest that wakes everyone up in the middle of the night. but ok, if youre not going to flush at least close the lid!!!!!!!
itsnotfair 0
haha, my cat loves toilets so much that he has learnt how to push the door open and sits and watches me pee. it's soooo creepy but i can't stop it!
asdfghjklEMMA 0
put the seat down next time
XxGivesMEhellxX 0
YDI Flush next time
cxal_fml 0
Oh yeah because rather than have you flush the toilet - which they would have only heard if they were nearly awake any way, they would have preferred to have your pee splash on them when they went to the bathroom hours later
laurb14 0
why wouldnt you flush? filthy.
life_is_life 0
YDI. why wouldn't you flush ur toilet???????????? :S
Newtons_Cradle 0
"Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets." My new favorite quote. You just made my day. =)
drinkupgorgeous 0
Yeahh, I think its really weird to have animals in the bathroom while you're peeing. (Unless it's like a hamster in a ball or something) My friends tortoise hibernates in her bathroom like right next to her toilet and its really awkward to pee when I spend the night over or something.
Username_1000 0
#1 why wouldn't you flush? #2 use the lid if your cat likes toilets!