Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
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Top comments
rt523 0
thats why you flush. gross.
Rainbow_Monkey 0
Next time, flush. And wash your hands, too.
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Comments (144)
louisianagrrrrl 0
eww who doesnt flush?
Roddsy 0
..LOL FAIL XD
Tsukasa_fml 0
To everyone who's saying "why not flush?", it's a lot better for the environment if you only flush when your really need to. Simply closing the lid would have prevented this without wasting water.
cineturtle 0
uh why were you peeing while your cat was in the bathroom with you? and why didnt you flush? serves you right...
jessiexx12 0
so your cat love toilets but hates water?
fueledbyamy 0
my cat always follows me into the bathroom. its weird. and she fell into the toilet once when she was a little kitten.
anonymousssss_fml 3
haha my cat drinks from the toilet too! he wanted to drink from it with pee in it too... silly cats! :P
cobrastarshipluv_fml 0
if he hates water why would he love the toilet?
sameoldsameold 0
why does your cat love toilets but hate water? why did you just NOT flush??more like fycl. He/she had to jump in your nasty ass pee because you didnt feel like flushing.
esklstar 0
umm wayyyy ewwwwww