Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
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Top comments
rt523 0
thats why you flush. gross.
Rainbow_Monkey 0
Next time, flush. And wash your hands, too.
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Comments (144)
MrJentipede 2
YDI for not flushing or going outside where you don't need to and save water.
Inspired22 11
Oh wow, that made me laugh out loud. I'm sure it was miserable, but it makes a great story to tell for the rest of your life!
FTL 0
Moral of the story: Don't let the cat in the bathroom. Cats are mischievous.
P1MP1N 0
Why the hell didn't you flush nasty ass? It is your own fault you got scratched.
blargity 0
how is not flushing pee gross? it's a waste of water so why do people flush pee? i think maybe you should have flushed it that time because your cat was around but that really sucks D:
Nicc 0
"I went pee". YDI for talking like a moron.
Ae_hunt 0
Clean up is a lot easier if you'd just shave your pussy...
deebug91 0
uhhh flushin is always a smart idea.... duh! btw uhhh all cats hate water. its in their nature
ozymandias_fml 0
You are disgusting. Flush the damn toilet sicko!
Lobster_fml 0
Curiousity kills the cat again. **** cats. They suck. Leave it inside next time.