Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
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Top comments
rt523 0
thats why you flush. gross.
Rainbow_Monkey 0
Next time, flush. And wash your hands, too.
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jessxoxo28 5
ew, who forgets to flush? thats disgusting
InsomPsycho 0
Put. The. Seat. Down.
str8upmartini 0
My cat loves the loo too. He likes to watch the water go down in a circle maybe? I am convinced cats are perpetually high though. They love to relax and watch "pretty" (i.e. the loo) things move.
dlax81 0
people he said there were people sleeping in the house I would have not flushed either and waited till morning to flush, but #98 gave a helpful hint
m0nicam0nster 0
at least it wasnt a dog and it didnt shake it all off on you
cactusstar 0
you make my day.
McCannCanTriple 0
My cat follows me into the bathroom when I go. One of the only time she wants loving is when I'm on the toliet. this FML made me chuckle though.
Kronic_Kitten 0
OMG poor kitty that must've been really awful to go through! Yup my cat is the same way follows me into the bathroom and is very affectionate for the whole time. if he doesn't follow me in right away and i close the door he will meow and scratch at the door constantly until i let him in. But i always put the lid down as soon as i get up to prevent him from falling in or playing with the water while it's flushing or drinking out of it. When he was a kitten he used to play with the toilet water and then go into the litter box still wet and omg what a mess! (weirdo cat that likes playing with water) So putting the lid down has become a rule of the house and if you forget to do so and the cat makes a mess you're cleaning it up. I hope this was a life lesson for you OP: never forget to put the toilet lid down right away ever again when the cat is around.....and i'd say this is more of a FYCL than yours.....poor kitty that must've been really awful to go through!
24788 7
I will never understand cats. It will jump into a toilet, but won't take a shower?
Kronic_Kitten 0
Generally cats don't like water and i don't think the cat wanted to actually jump in the toilet. Also a shower is very noisy and that combined with the water makes the cat more likely to panic. It's a big difference when a cat plays with water vs being immersed in water.
0 3
Good, good... Just stick to that story and your family won't suspect a thing.
magicmarkers 0
Put down the freaking lid!!! GROSS