Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
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Top comments
rt523 0
thats why you flush. gross.
Rainbow_Monkey 0
Next time, flush. And wash your hands, too.
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bbbbrian 0
Nothing wrong with saving a little water by not flushing every single time. My cat loves toilets also, I have to keep the seat down to keep him out.
Leilanibear_8594 0
Wow and I thought my last experience with things falling into the toilet was bad... try dropping your cell phone in your own shit....
mustangsami118 5
poor kitty...kinda funny though
AlphaUnit 0
At least pee is sterile.... could have been worse!!!!
jen_kay 0
Poor baby Kitty! oh well at least the cat is ok. :)
Nathan727_fml 0
Poor kitty!! THAT'S WHY YOU FLUSH THE TOILET!! You deserved that scratching... #116, you suck. Cats = FTW!
thesodypopkid 0
Lil' rascal! My cat likes to dip his paws in the toilet, sometimes to touch shit.
ShortyBBangin 0
hahahaha... oh I hate cats. & at least it was your pee =]
mrjams96 0
why does nobody put the lid down, there is in fact a reason they exist, and this is one of them..im a guy, its not that hard people. and if the lid is down at someone elses house, please just put it back when you're done.
Heartgirl655 0
Lol thats so gross, at lest it was ur pee not somone elses & I feel bad for you :P