Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
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rt523 0
thats why you flush. gross.
Rainbow_Monkey 0
Next time, flush. And wash your hands, too.
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twilighter_644 0
"Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets." "didn't flush." yea, i'd say YDI....you left ur cat in the bathroom with a toilet full of piss but didnt flush? and the cat apparently loves toilets? were u dropped multiple times on the head as a kid?
koolbop56 0
if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down :) he's helping the planet!
mfed1120 0
#22 ftw.
oooh_dear 0
it doesnt really matter if everyone else was sleeping. unless theyre really light sleepers. they wont hear it and wake up. and if they do, im sure theyll appreciate being woken up for a split second because you flushed the toilet. as opposed to waking up in the morning and finding that someone didnt flush.
supercoolshark 0
there's this thing called a lid...
kellster 2
I'm always slightly disturbed by people who allow their pets to be in the same room with them while they're nude or having some manner of body function. It's just a little weird. Also, flush. That's disgusting. When people don't flush pee, it starts smelling like pee in the room and that's not exactly a great smell. Just flush.
Zazzle 0
That is nasty learn to flush. Gosh
GlobalB 0
Ok, I can potentially understand not flushing if you've had a history of waking up the other people in the house, even though it's still pretty gross. But to have your cat crawling around the toilet watching you use it? And then not even closing the lid to avoid an accident like that when you know it's attracted to the toilet? Sorry, YDI.
BleedingAssassin 0
sounds like u got cat'd.
Pointless 0
I think my favorite part of this one is "because he likes toilets"... wtf?