Anonymous
Australia
Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sihehe
Hide and seek
Today, my cat got diarrhea. My house is under renovation at the moment. I can smell it, but I don't know where it is. FML
Jack W.
United States
Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML
Stupidhuman
Sparta, United States
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Anonymous
That autumn smell
Today, my cat vomited down my heater vent. It went very far down. I'm not even sure if I got all of it. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
The Lovecats
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Heather Scurfield
Stomach bug?
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Sorry kitty
United States
Sympathetic
Today, I was sick during the night and had to puke. I had no bucket or trashcan nearby, so I ended up puking on the floor. However, because it was so dark, I didn't notice my cat lying in the exact spot where I puked. She was not amused, giving me the mother of all death glares before she started puking herself. FML
wormsmeat
Kingston, Canada
Today, my dog vomited a writhing mass of maggots. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled, and I was baffled as to where she found a maggot infested dead thing to eat. Baffled, until my mom reminded me that my cat has been missing, presumed dead, for over a week. FML
Fat_abott
France
Surprise!
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
Top comments
HoboSmeller 6
pretend to be a cat and see where you would vomit violently.
txgirl2013 14
Well you will be going on a stinky scavenger hunt.
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Comments (119)
babydiamond_fml 9
Hope it didn't vomit in ur soup.#ewww
rgagon 2
That's why you should have cats
elocin999 4
poor cat!!! what did u do to it!!! i chose u deserved it. maybe it ate somtin outside :p i have a outdoor cat an he hardly throws up
wittygirl 8
Eww..
gundamexia 0
shame you can't ask the cat where he/she/it did it
karmicsamadi86 9
Ewwwwww......,
rubyliu8420 7
How do u know it was violent if u never saw it?
slyace 9
Its always in the last place you look
edoohan619 10
of course its in the last place you look you don't keep looking after you find it
sydneyfey 0
How would you know if it was viloent if you didn't hear or see where she was? I call BS.
R3dA1ert 0
Use a black light then u will b alright