Anonymous
Australia
Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sihehe
Hide and seek
Today, my cat got diarrhea. My house is under renovation at the moment. I can smell it, but I don't know where it is. FML
Jack W.
United States
Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML
Stupidhuman
Sparta, United States
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Anonymous
That autumn smell
Today, my cat vomited down my heater vent. It went very far down. I'm not even sure if I got all of it. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
The Lovecats
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Heather Scurfield
Stomach bug?
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Sorry kitty
United States
Sympathetic
Today, I was sick during the night and had to puke. I had no bucket or trashcan nearby, so I ended up puking on the floor. However, because it was so dark, I didn't notice my cat lying in the exact spot where I puked. She was not amused, giving me the mother of all death glares before she started puking herself. FML
wormsmeat
Kingston, Canada
Today, my dog vomited a writhing mass of maggots. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled, and I was baffled as to where she found a maggot infested dead thing to eat. Baffled, until my mom reminded me that my cat has been missing, presumed dead, for over a week. FML
Fat_abott
France
Surprise!
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
Top comments
HoboSmeller 6
pretend to be a cat and see where you would vomit violently.
txgirl2013 14
Well you will be going on a stinky scavenger hunt.
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abethehonest 4
hire a dog to sniff it out. just make sure it doesnt eat it
Sarojin 0
Just check your most expensive pair of shoes.
dillonManning 9
You need a bloodhound to sniff it out. Dogs are beter cuz they will actually help you!
fmlerrday23 6
that is nasty. Glad i've never been there!
Naamari 1
Haha, I feel for you, it reminds me of the days I had to hunt for my diarrhea-struck old cat's affectionate surprises through the house. Weirdly enough, she didn't find the time to go to the litter box, but still found a well hidden place to relieve herself.
MAE_1 0
Thats why you should leave the dam cat outside :p
livvikay913 1
The cat probably ate it, and you can still smell it.
stonedfishies 10
You better tear your house apart and look for that vomit. Who knows what it'll smell like in a few hours or days..?
hallibelle 4
Febreese that mess
xNephilim 19
You know you're sleep deprived when your first reaction is, "just ask the cat!"