Anonymous
Australia
Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sihehe
Hide and seek
Today, my cat got diarrhea. My house is under renovation at the moment. I can smell it, but I don't know where it is. FML
Jack W.
United States
Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML
Stupidhuman
Sparta, United States
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Anonymous
That autumn smell
Today, my cat vomited down my heater vent. It went very far down. I'm not even sure if I got all of it. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
The Lovecats
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Heather Scurfield
Stomach bug?
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Sorry kitty
United States
Sympathetic
Today, I was sick during the night and had to puke. I had no bucket or trashcan nearby, so I ended up puking on the floor. However, because it was so dark, I didn't notice my cat lying in the exact spot where I puked. She was not amused, giving me the mother of all death glares before she started puking herself. FML
wormsmeat
Kingston, Canada
Today, my dog vomited a writhing mass of maggots. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled, and I was baffled as to where she found a maggot infested dead thing to eat. Baffled, until my mom reminded me that my cat has been missing, presumed dead, for over a week. FML
Fat_abott
France
Surprise!
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
Top comments
HoboSmeller 6
pretend to be a cat and see where you would vomit violently.
txgirl2013 14
Well you will be going on a stinky scavenger hunt.
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dildimcgee 5
So how do you know it was violently?
ScarletBloom 14
Because it wasn't gentle.
rubberduckie94 13
thank you i wondered the same thing now if only the elusive op will come back and explain.
Trix_Disorder 20
Wondering the same thing, too.
helloello 2
He doesn't, it just sounds better that way.
ohSNAPyall 27
The toxic smell is making the OP overly aggressive.
Buttsexpirate 9
I cannot spy with my little eye, something nasty in OP's house.
Llamassss 21
Just follow your no(oooooo)se!
metalcoremaster 4
Just like fruit loops :)
flockz 20
that happens to me when i fart. i can always smell it, but i can never find it when i look.
KiddNYC1O 22
Those silent, evasive assassins I tell ya.
mrsayuso 0
This made me laugh out loud! Reminds me of my dog bahahaha. Ahhh to have a juvenile sense of humor :)
ohSNAPyall 27
Assassins? More like assassouts!
rubberduckie94 13
cats will do that. thats why i have a dog. when they puke its all out in the open like there proud. but at least you can clean it right away
Miouya 0
But don't dogs also eat it back up? My friends dog does that
helloello 2
You don't have to take cats out and they aren't always in your business like a.... Well a lost puppy.
rubberduckie94 13
yes sometimes and i have seen dogs follow horses around and eat their poop. I know its gross thumb me down but its true
every1luvsboners 11
Try cleaning your house. You either have vomit color carpet or your house is disgusting. I'm going to go with the latter and advise you to leave it. Eventually it will harden into a patty and then you can give it back to your cat when it's hungry in a couple days.
iceblue_fml 0
I was going to say the same exact thing, thumbs up.
newlove_fml 0
As you're searching for said vomit, sneak around the house and pretend your a hunter in the jungle on a quest for elusive and exotic prey. Perhaps an explorer's hat and a monocle would complete the experience
deadxmau5 6
...don't forget the massive elephant shotgun
linkinpark98 24
And that's why I have a dog. :D It's even better when you are able to train them to go outside. I find it much easier.
rubberduckie94 13
yeah i am loving dogs and you can train them to do alot of things, but as someone who has owned several dogs vomiting outside is not one of them.
rick10255 3
Aw, that stinks
bizarre_ftw 22
Then how exactly do you know it vomited in a violent manner?
ZeDolphinator 7
Ever heard a cat retching? It's a pretty distinguishable sound.
philipino 24
I want to see how many times autocorrect will change my comment: black FYI ing murkiness I like mild tempura climate in my seining plate me Gustavo chicken you are a homosexual on the Arthur in this sourly system. Done. Lol
ZeDolphinator 7
Hey, that's great and all, but we're kinda talking about cats spewing chunks right now.