Today, I realized nobody has ever asked me for nudes, slid into my DMs, sent me anything lewd, or commented on any of my photos. I guess I'm that unattractive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I'm 36 and I got told the reason I've never been on a date is because everyone I've asked on a date is too pretty for me and that I needed to look for ugly women. FML
Today, almost every girl in my contacts thinks I’m sexually unattractive, and one even said I’m "too nice.” The one girl that is sexually attracted to me only wants me for sex, and wants nothing else to do with me. FML
Today, I realized my online dating profile has gotten more views with no picture than it has with my picture. FML
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML
Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
Today, I went to check why my eyelash lady never replied to my message from two days ago, asking about an appointment, only to see that I apparently accidentally sent her 15 picture messages of nudes I took for my fiancé. No wonder she didn’t reply. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Alright, send me some nudes, ok? Are you happy now? You can cross that off your bucket list. Once I get them, I'll comment on them and probably say something lewd. What I do to help people!!! There ought to be a prize for my valor.
lalalaila777 24
you're not missing out on anything 🤷🏽♀️
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lalalaila777 24
you're not missing out on anything 🤷🏽♀️
Hangryko 32
Not sure why you're complaining. You're being treated with respect.
RichardPencil 32
Alright, send me some nudes, ok? Are you happy now? You can cross that off your bucket list. Once I get them, I'll comment on them and probably say something lewd. What I do to help people!!! There ought to be a prize for my valor.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Maybe you just seem like such a badass that all the creeps are scared of you.
smartal 3
nudes? jk OP.
Yudith 28
Be sure to tell your boyfriend that you actually want him to tell you lewd things and ask you for nudes. Guys cannot guess that kind of thing by themselves.
Evolving_Squid 15
Or maybe you associate with adults who have a level of maturity beyond "14 year old school kid"
Ddawggggggg 2
add the snap