ciotter
United States
Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
CatofSteel
Today, my cat cracked my phone screen by sneezing on it. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I gave my cat a little kiss on the head. Just as I was about to tell him I love him, he sneezed directly into my face. It's been two hours and I still can't get the taste of cat snot out of my mouth. I probably need to get a life. FML
Not Helping
Steele, United States
No napping, only feeding
Today, I've had a cold that just won't go away for the past few days. After staying painfully awake for most of the day, I eventually fell asleep in the afternoon. When I woke up, I found my hungry cat sitting on my chest. She then sneezed in my face and walked out of the room. FML
rhya4n
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Herlev, Denmark
Not now, honey
Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
lol
United Kingdom
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Ahhwtf
United States
Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
Anonymous
Too stupid
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
yuck
United Kingdom
Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Chance encounter
Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
can't breathe
Australia
Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML
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ROFLBERRYPIE 0
YDI for not wearing safety goggles around your cat?
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Comments (98)
dollfaceeRAWRR 0
lmfaoo too funny ah my kittys are just as rude my female like to fart in my facee lmaoo cats
noir_reves 3
my cat does that crap too
SoFreshAndYetDep 0
Sarcasm? Why yes, that was very sarcastic. *Sarcasm*
TheShard1994 5
hahahaha!! XD I actually laughed at this x'D
im2awsome34 0
lol!!!
b3ll4b00 0
this one really made me laugh! but wat I want to know is y the hell would the cats nose be so close to your eye? and did u at least say bless you?!
blinkingstarlet 15
bahahahahahahahahahahahaha love it
LiamOFlaherty 9
How was your EYEBALL open?!
garciadani 0
That's why you don't have cats as pets.
fuckyouimawesome 1
Lol that's just funny