Today, I found out I'm getting laid off. However, they're keeping my coworker who rarely shows up and sleeps all the time when he's there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I'm being laid off. Because I'm the only person at this company who knows how to process a layoff in our HR system, I get to have the pleasure of laying myself off. FML
Today, I found out that a coworker and I may get laid off soon, all because my boss's niece told him she can do both our jobs all by herself, and for less money. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, I found out via a voicemail from my boss that my hours are being cut. He said, "They said I can't fire you, so you'll only be getting 20 hours a week. Starting today." Who'd they give my other 20 hours to? The one person that calls off sick almost daily and is never on time. FML
Today, my coworker, who constantly no-shows, ranted to me about his work hours being reduced. He somehow doesn't realize that he's the problem. We're understaffed as of now, so they can't fire him, and I have to be there constantly to make up for him being a lazy ass. My days off have been few and far between. FML
Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
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xShannonxSammyx 7
Ouch. I'm sorry, OP. Find a better workplace! Good luck <3
SuperSeriouslyFM 0
Number 6, don't think of it as feeding unemployed assholes. Think of it as working for your country's right to actually have food.
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Comments (39)
xShannonxSammyx 7
Ouch. I'm sorry, OP. Find a better workplace! Good luck <3
AMagicalLeoplura 0
but op never says what he does at work, for all we know he's worse than the other guy
nlr 9
ouch yeah might wanna find a new job
Taq_fml 0
Well, maybe you should have done the same and maybe you wouldn't have gotten fired!!
FYLDeep 26
Maybe he's still more productive than you.
FMLsOhilarious 6
Everyone knows you're supposed to not show up for work and whenever you do go, sleep. Gosh OP, who taught you your work ethic?
loshysucks 0
omfg that dude in ur pic is so damn hot.
SuperSeriouslyFM 0
Number 6, don't think of it as feeding unemployed assholes. Think of it as working for your country's right to actually have food.
Damien_Smoove 0
Would make more sense as a G.W.Bush meal tho.
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Bastards.
you_failed 15
Aww man! I hope you can find a BETTER job that actually appreciates good workers like you unlike your ex-boss!
CutiePie_101 7
Aww, sorry OP. That sucks. I hope the next place you work at appreciates your work ethnics :)
Althos_fml 5
He wanted to say "ethic" I guess.
Sirin_fml 47
Autocorrect gets the best of us.