Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
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Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, my daughter managed to crash my car. It's okay though, the insurance will cover it. However, it won't cover all the items she damaged crashing into a garage sale. FML
Today, someone broke into the underground parking garage. They ignored the Mercedes, the old and new BMWs and the Porsche, and smashed the window of my Fiat 500. They stole a 5€ note. Repair costs: 400€. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
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TheBrochure 22
Their fans are rather dedicated...
LSS_fml 18
You spelt "****** in the head" wrong
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LimonxD 1
If her daughter is such a fan I doubt the poster would be in the car. I'd more likely be hanging on her bedroom wall.
SoylentCandycorn 10
How do you not realise that she probably just bought the poster and was taking it home? You can't honestly believe she'd put it up in her parent's car and not her bedroom, right?
drayloon 50
I agree, FYL, solely because your daughter is a fan of One Direction
Twisted_Angel 17
$1,000 to replace a window? OP, I think you better shop around. that seems a bit extreme. That really sucks though. 1D is no good...
PhishloverA 14
I hope your car wasn't broken into just for that poster. If it was then the thieves are on meth
makitokito 14
to those who say they arent gay answer me this, why the hell are they grabbing each others crotches in a lot of their pictures?
SashaPierterse 8
Because guy best friends do that all the time. P.S. four of them have girlfriends, one a dancer for Jessie J Olly Murs and X Factor, one a model, and 2 famous singers. The last is practically dating Demi Lovato.
makitokito 14
girlfriends dont mean shit girlie. I have plenty of guy friends and sure they do a whole bunh of retarded things but to be famous and in every picture of them be grabbing he others crotch.. yea no... and i heard on is dating taylor swift never heard demo, true fan huh?
YourAddictionx 9
They're not grabbing each others crotches or groping each other in EVERY picture.. & yea, actually one of them do or did have a thing with Demi. Just because YOU havent heard of it doesnt mean its not true.. So yea, i'd say she could be a true fan..
shanhigh 2
You do understand you're being disrespectful to actual people who are gay right? Because 1D actually aren't, and you're going around saying they're gay as if it's true, and as if it's a bad thing to be gay.
jesustitts 20
My fiancé and his best friend NEVER grab each other's dicks. I don't know ANY straight guy best friends who grab each other's dicks.
Sings4Ever 3
Correction: $1,011
Zacham 5
what the he'll did they break on it!?
Riliana_fml 7
Okay look, I am here to say that there are Directioners like this, but not that many. In any fandom, there will be obsessive fans. But most One Direction fans are normal, sane people, and unfortunately, the psychos get all the attention, and the rest of us get grouped in with them. I am a Directioner, and I would never break in a car, get in a fight, or try to kidnap them. And do not tell me I have a bad taste in music, because I listen to everything. Except rap or Nicki Minaj or Disney. And OP. FYL! 1,000$ seems really excessive to replace that window, so look in other places. And why the hell did you pay 11$ for a poster? I can get 3 for 5$ most of the time.
jesustitts 20
Could have to do with make and model of the car. I used to have an old LTD from the 90's, maybe earlier. Well my brother and his now deceased (R.I.P) best friend shot out every single one of my windows. The two windshields, the two windows and even the tiny windows you could crack open a little. The windshield would have been $3,000. Just for one of them. OP's lucky they didn't have my car!
Kayla_Zee_Ninja 8
Damn twelve year olds! Find them, gut them with a hook, then make a necklace from the gutted insides and hang it up as a reminder of what that little bastard did.
shanhigh 2
Wow. This just shows how mature you are. Talking about 12 year olds like this? You're just as bad as the crazy fans.
SoylentCandycorn 10
One Direction: Everything you hated about Justin Bieber and his fandom, but five times worse.