Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
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Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, my daughter managed to crash my car. It's okay though, the insurance will cover it. However, it won't cover all the items she damaged crashing into a garage sale. FML
Today, someone broke into the underground parking garage. They ignored the Mercedes, the old and new BMWs and the Porsche, and smashed the window of my Fiat 500. They stole a 5€ note. Repair costs: 400€. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
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TheBrochure 22
Their fans are rather dedicated...
LSS_fml 18
You spelt "****** in the head" wrong
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Comments (228)
konstantinos616 17
Frickin 1D... Lesson learned, stick with rock, people! m/
Angelcakes310 3
Ah, the things us crazy Directioners will do for the boys;) sorry bro
sunkissedluster 20
screw u!! one direction is BEAST, stupid haters :)
xoxoCherryBamm 10
I just think it's comical how everyone is commenting about how One Direction sucks, when really we should be saying how bad this person's life sucks for having to pay $1000 to fix their car. Everyone likes different music, and that's their opinion. Saying they "suck" or they are "untalentless" isn't going to make you more famous then they are.
Vidimus 13
Those thieving eleven-year-olds are, uh, dedicated I guess.
Panicswitch 6
I love how most people are on here bashing 1D and their fans yet they complain about how they've gotten insulted or threatened by Directioners. Double standard much? We have to Take shit from everybody but as soon as we fight back we're automatically 'crazy' or 'out of control' And believe me there are some crazy ***** in this fandom but most of us are very civil and don't try to shove are love for them done everybody's throats.
Panicswitch 6
Down* autocorrect's a bitch
ajh557 22
They stole it to destroy it
martinixc 4
You deserve that shit for having a one direction poster in your car.
itsbatwoman 5
Probably stolen by a teenage girl who's completely obsessed with One Direction..
mystery_of_me 1
Wow that is just really sad.
TecheyTim 14
What freaking car do you drive, that cost a grand to fix a freakin' window???