Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashed truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show for it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
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cookies_for_you 0
If you left all that stuff in plain view, then YDI completely.
jair_lhao 0
ouch sucks but hey eat the sunflower seeds
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jair_lhao 0
ouch sucks but hey eat the sunflower seeds
danyfuckinheatle 0
get a DNA test on them.
gunit_fml 9
the best part of this: you can't spell "wrapper" for real, **** your life.
cookies_for_you 0
If you left all that stuff in plain view, then YDI completely.
tikimuppet 11
Yea, I live in the middle of the countryside but would still never leave all kind of stuff on display...
tikimuppet 11
*leave that kind of stuff
aerosenna 0
u can hide Ur cd player?
24788 7
YDI for pissing off your car so much with your shitty tunes, horrible taste in food, and your uncontrollable urge to get lost that the car beat the shit out of itself so it wouldn't have to go another day with you. The car did you a favor.
CallMeHush 1
^^^^That made me laugh my ass off!
RKftw 0
how do you know what kind of music she listens to, or what she eats, wth is wrong with you you doushe
yous_an_idiot 0
#5, seek mental help. OP, you need to realize that if they left behind a candy bar wrapper, and sunflower seeds, that fingerprints and DNA might be all over that crap. Of course, you were too busy coming to post on this website right away. This probably never even happened. Pointing out your car to your friend? If they didn't know what your car looked like, they are probably more of an acquaintance.
shamwowow 0
um forensics is ******* expensive. its cheaper to buy a new, gps, 2ipods, cdplayer, and insurance plus a better music system than a DNA test
SheriffBart 0
I wondered how long it would take some fucktard to try to make each of those points. I had no idea somebody ******* stupid enough to try to make both in the same post was out there. Congratulations, sir.
CallMeHush 1
Hate to break it to you but if they took so long to steal your shit that they had to pack a lunch they were the worst car thieves EVER. Not only that, but someone must have surly seen them and just didn't give a shit.
angelicapple 0
I agree with #4. If you left an Ipod an a GPS in plain view, it's definitely YDI.
adv3nt 2
Your car was broken into by Mulder! Call the FBI and complain!
AndelleRae 9
Ugh. You definitely do not deserve it. No one deserves to have their window smashed and their possessions stolen from them. Hopefully you have insurance so you can at least get the window replaced at decent enough price. FYL, OP, I feel your pain. Something similar happened to my boyfriend two days before Christmas.
Ihatefakefmls 2
Those sunflower seeds really are the last straw.
theteal 0
I bet it was an environmentalist and this was their way of protesting pollution via cars and electronics, but not wanting to get caught they left the Reese's wrapper there to throw off suspicion.