Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, my daughter managed to crash my car. It's okay though, the insurance will cover it. However, it won't cover all the items she damaged crashing into a garage sale. FML
Today, someone broke into the underground parking garage. They ignored the Mercedes, the old and new BMWs and the Porsche, and smashed the window of my Fiat 500. They stole a 5€ note. Repair costs: 400€. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
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TheBrochure 22
Their fans are rather dedicated...
LSS_fml 18
You spelt "****** in the head" wrong
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Comments (228)
perdix 31
"You don't know you're pitiful."
1DLover74 6
>:( I'm a directioner!! But hey, at least you know some lyrics!
BlackPhenom 9
Your daughter: SDI You however.. FYL
amillionbucks 5
Be grateful it wasn't your wallet or ID
dan_in_wi 12
that's what you get for "almost" subjecting your daughter to that garbage
iloveCS8 11
Every one has their own taste in music, you don't need to call it garbage just because it doesn't suit your music taste. OPS daughter should be able to listen to the music SHE likes and not what her mom wants her to listen to
TheOath 12
One direction is the wrong direction.
SashaPierterse 8
One Direction is just so irresistible
SoylentCandycorn 10
They do absolutely nothing for me, and I've been known to sit through a LOT of crap if I found one of the people involved attractive.
SashaPierterse 8
...it was a joke. Jesus Christ people.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Want to hear a better joke? One Direction.
jarockstar27 10
Ive been there OP! Sorry for the buglers douchebaggery
jesustitts 20
I'm not really sure what buglers have to do with this FML. They may be musicians but they didn't do anything to OP.
booksandshadows 10
I dont think she was talking about the "musicians". I believe she references burglary as in the morons who stole the poster.
jesustitts 20
I know exactly what she meant but maybe next time she should learn to spell. She said buglers instead of burglars, which is why I made the joke. Big difference.
xH4llucin4teDx 9
Has anyone considered the possibility that whoever broke into the car may be a hater of 1D as well? Perhaps they saw the poster, believed the owner of the vehicle is a 1D fan, then decided to damage and break into the car purposefully and "stole" the poster to burn it or something?
jesustitts 20
That doesn't make it any better. They could have skipped the criminal act and left a note informing them of the prank someone must be pulling on them. (Even if it wasn't a prank) because now they have a shitty poster, and they've committed a crime by breaking the window of someone's car. They better hope that $11 poster is worth the possible punishment they'll receive when or if they get caught.
SoylentCandycorn 10
That's still pretty pathetic. I hate One Direction and think they represent everything that's wrong with fame and music today, but I'm not going to smash into someone's car to destroy some random little girl's personal property. That's just ridiculously petty and vindictive.
Angelcakes310 3
Good point. Everybody's arguing on here about Directioners and bad mouthing them but there's nothing on here about Directionators...
SoylentCandycorn 10
Probably because Directionater is probably one of the most stupid words in existence. If you're so rabidly obsessed with something that you make up names for people who make fun of it....
The_F3rris 11
Children of the corn man.
Megan98 18
To be honest I actually like one direction, but that is taking it way too far. Why would someone make damages to someone else's vehicle for a cheap little poster?