Today, my daughter managed to crash my car. It's okay though, the insurance will cover it. However, it won't cover all the items she damaged crashing into a garage sale. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML
Today, my car was damaged in an accident. At the garage, I happened to find out that if some big insurance company is paying for the repairs, they only charge half the hourly rate they charge people who have to pay from their own meager salaries. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, my daughter got upset because, even though I bought the car for her when she got her license, I told her it was her responsibility to pay the tax, insurance and MOT every year. End result, my daughter is a selfish brat and I returned the car, but lost a bunch of my deposit money. FML
Today, after my car got stolen and flipped on its roof three months ago, making it an insurance write-off, and getting a new car a week ago, a drunk driver crashed into my parked car, writing it off. In both instances the drivers were thankfully OK, it's just my insurance premiums skyrocketing, no biggie. FML
Today, my fiancée wrecked my car so I had to use my other car to pick her up. Ten minutes after I did, my other car broke down in the middle of the road and I had to get it towed. My insurance covers none of these incidents. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
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Top comments
thatnucca 36
If she's old enough to drive and crush a car, then she's old enough to start taking responsibility for her actions. Let her get a part-time job to at least help you pay for the personal damages.
fancyturdhat 11
Since when does insurance not cover that which you crash into?
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Comments (61)
CaptMurdock 25
Garage sales suck anyway. I just hope they didn't actually have anything nice in there.
tanekdrachonae 19
I agree and would like to add, at least she didn't hit a person.
jolie21 18
That's one way of crashing a garage sale
K410 18
Women ffs driving isn't that hard -.-
Welshite 40
Look, guys, another sexist!
SlapAndTickle 20
#26 It's been moderated. Now I'm itching to know what he said and figure out how far I should metaphorically shove my foot up his ass. :(
Shy_Anne 10
That's a funny place to crash
Debragga99 6
58 You ruined it. I hope you're happy.
fancyturdhat 11
Since when does insurance not cover that which you crash into?
niallo 23
Agreed. Insurance is primarily to protect other people and their property. Unless the stuff at the garage sale was really crap.
TheDrifter 24
Basic insurance here is plpd (public liability and property damage) covering your vehicle in an at fault situation is optional, reimbursing those you injured (financially or physically) isn't.
gavagoul 10
Time to take away the phone
ColdplaySucks 18
Forget the phone, revoke her driving privilages.
gavagoul 10
Why not both :D
narrowords 18
Amen. Lucky she didn't kill someone or herself.
jc10x 8
Wow, I would make her pay for it.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Happy buying!!
thatnucca 36
If she's old enough to drive and crush a car, then she's old enough to start taking responsibility for her actions. Let her get a part-time job to at least help you pay for the personal damages.
fluffywaspluka 7
You have leverage now.
Michael903 18
So I guess you don't have All state...
jenifer_76 1
That's what the property damage part of your policy is for.
cheekyterier 13
Looks like you're having a garage sale!