smileytheface
United States
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
carless
United States
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
GTR
United Kingdom
Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML
naps aren't what they used to be
United States
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
uppiskalle
Riverside, United States
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Anonymous
Oddly specific thief
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Diesel
Belgium
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
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HaloR 0
Why didnt u do anything
MibInwalo 0
One armed people can also run just fine.
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Comments (121)
music4ever101 0
And u didn't do anything about it?!?!
SwiftFaux 0
CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
MwahFMLS 6
Well uh.. Probably should of done somethin about that, huh?
CuteDumBlonde64 11
What can I say? 10 feet, 2 late.
MerkathonPro 0
Maybe you should have been in your car, not tipping the hooker in the ally way 10 feet away?
rshufree 0
I hope you wrote down the guy's license plate number! -)
steffi1910 1
Well it was his car so I'm sure he knows the license plate! Lol
rshufree 0
Of course that was a joke
1seven1 0
At least you have something worth stealing.....
06dopey 8
holy duck ****! those assholes have balls!
rawrabby 0
Damnnnnn. I'm sorry. :/
Joanlysn 0
That's sad...