Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Oddly specific thief
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
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HaloR 0
Why didnt u do anything
MibInwalo 0
One armed people can also run just fine.
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Comments (121)
KiddNYC1O 22
Panic button?
hateevryone 15
and what did you do while it was getting stolen? stand there?
bubo_fml 11
Correction...Your car AND your balls got stolen...
matttheman25 8
If you left the keys in the ignition YDI big time
2dog 15
Wow, that's kinda sad
MijnJaz 1
How?
compasseagle89 8
im guessing this happened at a gas station, maybe while OP was paying for gas inside.
BlackSnowyOwl 2
Rule #1 in life. Always stand 9 feet or less away from your car.
daviddgaf 3
Did u not pay ur bills and got it repoed? ha that sucks.
YoshiXclusive 0
Could of said something like "eh, **** off you ugly motherfcuker that's my car"