smileytheface
United States
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
carless
United States
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
GTR
United Kingdom
Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML
naps aren't what they used to be
United States
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
uppiskalle
Riverside, United States
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Anonymous
Oddly specific thief
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Diesel
Belgium
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
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HaloR 0
Why didnt u do anything
MibInwalo 0
One armed people can also run just fine.
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Comments (121)
FYLDeep 26
At least you witnessed it. Your chances of getting it back are much better if you can notify the police immediately when it's stolen. They'll be able to search the area for a car fitting that description.
ZRainey54 0
Great advice I would have never thought about that.
feldco1 17
Sounds like you just watched it happen. At least by you being that close you could have hopefully gotten a glimpse of the person who took it.
DHoffmann 9
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and believe that you were most likely too shocked/scared shitless to do anything at the time.
flockz 20
time to take the shoelace express for a while. judging by your lack of enthusiam in trying to stop the robber, it sounds like it can do you a little good.
gabrielbaby 9
Flockz meant that op will be walking for awhile.
suavesuave 2
Why didn't he do anything? Umm it's hard to explain but it's best explained with 1 word PUSSY!
s0m3guy2010 21
Did the carjacker also reach out of the car window and take your wallet while you probably stared blankly at him? As much as this sucks, maybe you should consider taking more action next time.
lalatookasheema 8
That's when it is acceptable to yell, "RAPE!". I know from experience that it WILL get someone's attention.
purple91 8
Guess you don't have the best observation skills then or the fastest reaction time.
Delta2Almanac 7
So there I was.. tying my shoe...
purple91 8
Most likely a YDI.