Kelly
Manteca, United States
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Taylor
United States
Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
SisterOfTard
Florence, United States
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
therealkathl
Austria
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Anonymous
The hustler
Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
f'ed_over
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
dollfacee
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
hahahaha090114
United States
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
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I_Hug_Cats 26
you're obviously better off if he dumped you for money..
Hiimhaileypotter 53
If he'd dump you for $50, I wonder what else he'd do :/ I'm sorry, OP, but you're better off without him!
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Comments (166)
howtobestupid 16
Your brother
Klima_fml 29
I'm sorry your ex needs to get his shit straightened out, that's so wrong of your brother to, even if he didn't like him.
fantasyworld 39
What's wrong with them?
caspertink 17
That's a good brother
emeraldarcher74 30
This was a test, orchestrated by your brother. Your BF obviously failed, and your brother saved you a great pain.
TheLynx_fml 20
Looks like it's time to stab
AmbrosiaFan 19
<p>Good riddance to the ex. Find someone better :)</p>
trumpet27 1
What I would have done is taken the $50 and then not do the dumping (you know, if I really love my partner). I literally would have screwed the brother over. Sucks.