Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
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aimbug 42
I guess your scent was too strong and your dog got territorial :P
almost_there44 26
Well, if you're by a dryer I'm sure there's a washer near by. Putting the clothes back in won't be too hard, I guess waiting for another two hours will be.
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aimbug 42
I guess your scent was too strong and your dog got territorial :P
MetalxSoldier 26
I would have been pissed! No pun intended.
Lalala579121 28
Saying no pun intended when you clearly meant a pun? Niiiiiice.
MetalxSoldier 26
I know huh?
MetalxSoldier 26
Fyi anyone would be pissed off if they just finished washing clothes and then had to wash them again because it got peed on. So again, no pun intended.
AikoRose 15
If you didn't want to make a pun you could have used a synonym not related to the post. For example " I would have been so furious!"
RayN156325 21
aw that sucks, well at least you learned not to let her near clean clothes again or maybe your dog had to go and did it by accident. It happens sometimes. :))
almost_there44 26
Well, if you're by a dryer I'm sure there's a washer near by. Putting the clothes back in won't be too hard, I guess waiting for another two hours will be.
hoosierholla 17
If I had to guess, it's probably about spending the extra money to wash and dry that load again.
species4872 20
Well your dog certainly had fun though.
Zlunder 19
He's marking you as his territory. FYL
GhostFox 34
OP's dog is female- the territory marking still stands as a possibility, though it was just as likely that the lack of smell or smell of cleaning chemicals triggered the response.
lightningclicks 24
I can't be the only one who read the first two sentences and thought something terrible had happened to the dog
RabbitOfAurora 28
No, no. My brain put the dog into the dryer before I finished reading.
panda900 9
I'm sorry but this is funny hehe Good intentions op :) Animals will do what they wanna
sarcasmwins 24
I thought this was going in a very different direction, glad your dog didn't end up in the dryer OP.
sluzevsky 8
I was expecting you put the dog in the dryer too, accidentally...