Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML
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Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
Today, my stupid drunk dad was yelling for food and since my mum needed to finish her taxes before midnight, I told him to STFU and passed him prawn fried rice, which he told me to shove up my ass. I threw it in the bin, since he's the only meat eater in the family. When she'd finished, she yelled at me instead of him. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, my mother decided to cook dinner for us and used rice that she had in her cupboard. While helping out, I stirred the dish and noticed black flecks. Turns out they were rice weevils. She tried to convince me it was "burnt garlic" and served it to the rest of the family. FML
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GrooveSponge 0
I'm assuming you didn't win the argument.
DaveDave7 3
wow that's really lazy
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DaveDave7 3
wow that's really lazy
muhaidib 2
rice cooking usually takes more than microwave, it takes about an hour to make it properly, the microwave version is for lazy Americans but I guess some are even too lazy for that.. eat some cereal or something!
DLBL 23
It takes 15-18 minutes to cook raw rice in water. It could not be simpler.
manzanita2121 6
that's just nasty! I wonder what else you avoid doing.
A7X_LoVeee 10
The microwaved version isn't just for Americans you ******* moron.
form434 5
lol...man good point...
FuniiBunii 0
That's when you know that you are a true American XD
imacreeper 3
I was born and raised in america, and Im pretty damn sure I wouldn't eat uncooked rice.
MC18 0
Fail x2638453748
instnt1nfction 17
Americans are fat and lazy is what he meant
anorexicbarbie 8
Yes because America is the only country on the entire planet with lazy or fat people. I've said it before and I'll say it again: America has its flaws, just like... *gasp* every country on this planet! :o!
ihasbrains 10
I'm pretty sure America still has the largest obese people population or percentage, at least. That's what it's known for, after all. As a stereotype anyway. But besides that, it's unfair to make this one lazy ass represent all of America. Not everyone will eat uncooked rice because they're lazy.
unknown33429 0
74-- That's not true. Tell me one flaw Tibet has. That's what I thought.
TheWicked 4
@#78 It's a shit, poor country with low standards in pretty much all areas. How's that for a flaw?
unknown33429 0
84-- Thank you. I guess they don't have sarcasm in Sweden; you still have pretty good hockey player so I'll let that one slide.
jess6blondie9 3
Yup. I'm skinny and the laziest person I know.
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
100, me too
sterlingarcher 1
ahaha wow.. I would do the Same lol I'm soo lazy
EatnBeef 7
none of you could out lAzy me:)
CitrusGirl 0
Skinny lazy girl right here. The most I ever do is yoga and walking my dog.
sterlingarcher 1
skinny people are usually more lazy because they don't have to worry about losing weight.. on the other hand fat people feel like they should exercise more to lose weight.. if that makes since :P
jess6blondie9 3
Makes since, but not necessarily.
BlackOpsPWNR 0
wtf seriously?
CitrusGirl 0
Nothing makes "since."
sterlingarcher 1
yeah.. just making an observation lol not saying everybody is like that
Just_ol_Kole 0
wow, these comments aren't making much since
sterlingarcher 1
lol ^^
jess6blondie9 3
Haha oops I spelled that wrong huh? My bad!
RaineLee 5
Skinny, lazy girl here :)
JojoChuo 8
Agree with skinny and lazy people *naps again*
hhhg_fml 0
seems like you should do some work,fatass
kekywobble 0
who said she was fat? i have tons of really lazy friends and guess what, they're all skinny.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Shes not neccesarily fat. Although she iS way lazier then i am, she WILL MOST LIKELY end up being one big momma.
LoveCali 0
Lol.!She Probably Is Most Likely Fat But Maybe You Should STOP.!Being Lazy.....,
weardo2011 0
like me
GrooveSponge 0
I'm assuming you didn't win the argument.
heybowchick 0
Winn
comepoopwithme 0
or the kid is anorexic
shortie916 0
I am skinny and super lazy! But If OP is that lazy why are they even arguing, cause that takes a lot of work!
Insane_Tea 15
Beimg skinny has NOTHING to do with being lazy. It's all about your charactar and expectations. That being said I weigh 175 and can deadlift 200 pounds. And yes I am lazy and selfish. AND GODSLAMMIT I'M PROUD OF IT!
Just_ol_Kole 0
deadlifting is like lifting your arms up, it's not hard at all... I'm 150 and 6'2" and I can dlift 225
atomicbaboon 0
how are you 6'2" and 150 lbs? I'm 6' and 185 lbs. but I'm not fat... at least, I don't think I am.
OhSoBueno 0
I'm 5 9 and 150lbs. and 6% body fat.....
ribbyc80 0
well, to be fair arguing takes some energy, so your not ENTIRELY lazy. more of an energy conservationist!!!
Every1luvsfmls 6
haha win
sematariux 7
lol Ribby wins
CommonSenseKarma 17
Let's... be friieeendzz
ChickenInMyKitch 4
I'm using this excuse from now on!
Doortje 30
Dude, uncooked rice? The ****. YDI lazypants.
itsgen 16
yeah I agree and op ur just pathedic
bengermin 5
OP is probably the sorta person who'd wear adult diapers just to avoid having to get up to pee.
booboojlc 0
Right! I honestly didn't know anyone was that lazy!
nruddle5 2
120-thanks for the idea grandama likes the extra cushion and at school I can tell everybody I shit myself asked to be changed
Black_Magic87 0
That's not lazy that's fat who the **** eats uncooked rice and thinks that's ok moron!
marlagotzrandoma 0
Excuse me but not all fat people are lazy. Some bigger people do more than smaller people so size isn't the case.
Funnywayz 0
Man you are a jerk. And immature.
gandhislayer 6
it actually takes more energy to be fat. so go shit in a cup and eat it.
huzzzzzzahh 2
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EatnBeef 7
your bird made me laugh so hard, I'm now at this moment, cyberly sucking your dick. enjoy
irockfendergirl 0
6- Grow the **** up and learn to type! That's a pretty sad comment, coming from a 23 yr. old. I'd expect something like that from a 12 yr. old kid. And you wonder why you can't get a girlfriend. I hope you enjoy jacking off for the rest of your life. :)
Thomas_Rothbard 0
sure it is. let me guess, you're about 200-250? hahahah
Frankie1234 9
This fml is ridiculous. Who seriously would rather eat rice uncooked than go and put it in the microwave.. which is literally a less than 5 minute job. #6 I totally agree with you
Nikki_ASW 0
That's disgusting and just plain lazy, YDI.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Gmod box hobo!!!
BaskenRobin 2
Get off your lazy butt and do something about your life before you turn into a lazy fat slob who lives with their parents their whole lives. (unless you already are one of those people) YDI
GigaPudding_fml 24
Hahaha, was your response "you made me this way since I have to cook my own dinner"? Because I can totally imagine you saying that
IMveryHUNGRY 3
who the hell microwaves rice??
PSQ91 6
Uncle Ben's.
redbluegreen 41
I always knew he was going off the deep end. What's next? Microwavable bread?
PSQ91 6
I guess you can do that already.
instnt1nfction 17
microwaving bread with cheese is what I do
mattelijah 0
love ur words man
jess6blondie9 3
I microwave rice all the time.
Davyy 0
The better question is who the hell eats uncooked rice?
CitrusGirl 0
There actually is microwavable bread. And it's delicious- but I'm afraid to know what chemicals make it work, and what said chemicals are doing to my body.
Insane_Tea 15
^ I don't know... I don't know....
UnicornHooker 0
Psh, rice out of my rice cooker (If I could marry my rice cooker, I would.) is way tastier than rubbery microwave rice. It takes around the same level of effort too, with a nicer consistency and flavour. On that point, if they are using microwave rice in the first place it indicates that they are too lazy or pressed for time to make it traditionally on the hob, though again I'd argue that's not exactly troublesome.
chikachikawahwah 0
yeah, I know right? that chemical they call hot water is totally bad for you. I hear it gives you cancer.
CitrusGirl 0
193- Everything gives you cancer. This includes but is not limotted to: Puppies, cell phones, popcorn, steak, prolonged contact with the tooth fairy, tobacco, condoms, hackers, and music by Lil Wayne.
nenigrl 0
You deserve it just on the basis for microwaving rice. /=
LilTiki559 13
201! I knew it!! ..wait....wut are we talking about again??