Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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Top comments
Nicoleu 17
She totally knew what was going on
ThrottleJockey 36
Smells like sex in here.
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Comments (21)
brittany sword 11
my dad walked in on me giving my boyfriend a ******* and started to give me pointers on what would "get him going"
EnvyMe33 26
That’s actually really disturbing
QueenAfrodite 8
I love your dad. Omg thats fuckn hilarious.
dwight7476 11
Well at least she didn’t know what was going on just lock the door next time or wait until she is asleep
Miss_080 21
What? How???
Mechakitty 13
that's one way to double task
TRKade 15
Marry him
QueenAfrodite 8
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