Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
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Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, at a fancy date, my boyfriend said he forgot his wallet. I was instantly furious, threw a drink in his face, and yelled that he was a no-good, tiny-dicked broke loser. Dripping wine, he then said, "…but I can still pay with my phone. You didn't let me finish." FML
Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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MoronsAccount1 12
I think it's time to find a man and not a boy.
Kalipczo 21
How is holding hands vile? He seems like an immature douche bag, or an overly conservative religious nut. Find someone who will want to hold your hand all the time :3
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Comments (134)
Enslaved 38
Did you try to hold his hand and accidentally grabbed his penis instead?
ChalkOutline101 7
You might want to find out if he is cheating. He might have acted the way he did because he didn't want the other to happen to see him. Have a long chat with him and figure out his problem for acting so ridiculously.
EUPHORlA 12
How old is he? 7? Date men, not little boys.
miyaviichan 27
Yeah why are some guys so weird about holding hands? My boyfriend won't hold my hand in public. It's not like he's embarrased of me, we play fight all the time, but he just won't let me hold his hand ;_;.
UnluckyGenius 21
Holding hands? You *****! What's next elbow touching? Staring into each others eyes? Private conversations? Just wow that poor kid.
nayib 10
He might be suffering from loneliness in the closet or he's embarrassed to be seen with "another girl"
perdix 31
The "vile thing" you are doing is interfering with his ability to find more girls (either to replace you or keep in addition to you.) If you are just walking together with him, available girls could think you are his sister, cousin, friend, etc., but if you are holding hands, that indicates you're his girlfriend or wife. See how that ***** up things for him?
perdix 31
#60, yes, and the other asshole move is to be all over your girlfriend in public. Some girls like the challenge of stealing a guy from another girl. These girls are particularly sick, so they are obviously wild in bed. Assholes gotta change it up from time to time.
eek02 4
Dump. Him. Simple.
LennyComa 39
Reminds me of that Stephen Lynch song "Oh we just can't let people see That you're not hot enough for me Don't tell our families or our friends Say one word and this thing ends My boo Cuz I'm prettier than you" But seriously he's a Wanker for yelling.
rassler4life 9
Are you dating Hank Hill?