Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, at a fancy date, my boyfriend said he forgot his wallet. I was instantly furious, threw a drink in his face, and yelled that he was a no-good, tiny-dicked broke loser. Dripping wine, he then said, "…but I can still pay with my phone. You didn't let me finish." FML
Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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MoronsAccount1 12
I think it's time to find a man and not a boy.
Kalipczo 21
How is holding hands vile? He seems like an immature douche bag, or an overly conservative religious nut. Find someone who will want to hold your hand all the time :3
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Comments (134)
skehar 23
I feel like there is more to this FML... Did OP pick her nose before holding her boyfriend's hand? Or maybe she picked a wedgie. How are we to know?
KLeePrice 11
Sounds to me like he is either embarrassed to be seen with you in public or doesn't want other girls to know he is in a relationship because he is on the prowl. Either way he is a douche bag. Every girl deserves to be showcased on her boyfriend's side.
silvanawernli 5
omfg he's such a jerk!
dogger2001 6
don't touch his ****** hand ****** dipshit
anthony99 14
So I guess ass to mouth is out of the question?
29dear 16
time for a new boyfriend!! I would be so upset if I found someone who didn't like holding hands. :(
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Damn...I bet you have cooties too. How old is this man child?
RedPillSucks 33
we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed
RobertGlessinv 3
What a fag
TsKira 3
You Vile Woman you. Holding hands in public, Such Blasphemy and you aren't even married yet? O.O