Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, at a fancy date, my boyfriend said he forgot his wallet. I was instantly furious, threw a drink in his face, and yelled that he was a no-good, tiny-dicked broke loser. Dripping wine, he then said, "…but I can still pay with my phone. You didn't let me finish." FML
Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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MoronsAccount1 12
I think it's time to find a man and not a boy.
Kalipczo 21
How is holding hands vile? He seems like an immature douche bag, or an overly conservative religious nut. Find someone who will want to hold your hand all the time :3
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Comments (134)
SuperDanielNL 23
Move on, makes no sense pondering on this relation. Forget and let him be his immature self.
MoroseMoose 47
Agree! Find somebody who shares your values instead.
AliceAristocrat 12
Sheldon Cooper?
Enslaved 38
What about the "Relationship Agreement"?
amDes 11
Sheldon Cooper before the relationship contract?
WhisperSoflty 20
*Dr. Sheldon Cooper
Kiyaralovestolol 14
He's not worth your time
pastispast 7
early sign of break-up
Ameel_fml 19
He sounds like the vile one. You're better off without him, OP.
ozpunker 20
What a weirdo. Lucky you didn't grab his butt.
kwyk 23
Eww, this whole PDA thing is getting way out of hand. How could you do that in public? Think of the children!
RedPillSucks 33
Exactly, that's why she was trying to make her move. At his pace her eggs would have dried up before he got to 3rd base.
MattieJH 12
Sounds like a child. Is he afraid of your "cooties?" Just wash your hands thoroughly in front of him and he'll lighten up :D On a more to-the-point note, you need to seriously consider if you would want to be in a relationship with a guy who can't even hold hands in public. Further along in the relationship, that could cause some problems. Like, oh say, on your wedding day, when you have to kiss in public *gasp!*
gc327072 31
Perhaps he's afraid he'll get mano.
VeganVampyre 27
No! Not kissing in public! How could you even mention such a thing?!
princess09 3
Woah, good thing she didn't give him a peck, she would of really been a *****...
MattieJH 12
83: *gasp* you're right! I should not even utter such things aloud lest I be considered a slattern!
SMHsohard 22
Age has a lot to do with it. If you're both 12, he just isn't as emotionally mature as you are. If you're in your 20s, he just isn't as emotionally mature as you are. Ok, either way he isn't worth wasting time and energy on. Cut your losses and put this one in the "glad I got out in time" file.
monnanon 14
even little kids will hold hand though. maybe hes an extreme germaphobe or just a jerk. my money is on the latter.
nimihyel 4
Some people are just bought up differently.. I wouldn't want to hold my boyfriends hand in public.
SMHsohard 22
Being reserved about PDA is one thing, being totally freaked out at the thought of something as innocuous as holding hands is enough to give someone second thoughts about the whole relationship.
Ameel_fml 19
There's a difference between not wanting to hold hands in public, and calling such innocent acts "not classy" and "vile". The latter is...downright bizarre.