Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
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Top comments
Desfar 5
Give him the addresses to all the most popular gay strip bars. That should make his night.
ebonyirony 29
I'm sure he really does care about you. He just has to be drunk first.
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Comments (125)
Bullpine 11
I think it's time to question your relationship OP.
kimg0885 23
Are you sure he knows you are his girlfriend? How could he not visit is girlfriend? Maybe he called you his Girl.... Friend? I don't know this is just strange, if you are really dating that is super douchy, therefore you should dump him!
rae_munchkin 6
Or she could have been a FB and she took it as a relationship.
kamikrazy 6
Nice reasoning
Dixbfloppin 11
Why is it that in every boyfriend/girlfriend FML the only solution commenters seem to come up with is for OP to dump their boyfriend/girlfriend?
footballer6190 12
It's the only thing people come up with, because we only hear one side of the story. I am not saying OP shouldn't dumb him or she should, but we never know he could visit the next day or night. To say that OP should leave him right away isn't the best thing always though. You never know he might e planning something special and wants his guy friends input on it all.
kimg0885 23
Oh of corse I totally agree dumping someone isn't always the answer but as you pointed out we only hear one side of the story, and based on that side I said dump him because if they Are dating then op doesn't deserve to be treated badly. It probably won't get any better. Would she really ever want to marry this jerk?
footballer6190 12
I completely agree, if he is doing this than its probably something that should be dealt with asap. In a relationship yes it's great to see each other, and have some space, but two months and he calls for bars. I think it would be a funny idea to send him to gay bars, and probably leave him. Hopefully things go better for you OP
olpally 33
What an asshat... I hope he gets alcohol poisoning then... He deserves it.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
What is an asshat is that a hat you put on your ass, or an ass you put on your head?0.o
olpally 33
Different version of calling someone an asshole... Good response though.. Haha
MURIKKA 11
Pffft it's West Lothian.... Your boyfriend must be a complete dumbass not to know where to get drunk there.
reject214 10
I think you know what you have to do here. Am I clear about this. Go do it. DUMP HIS ASS!!!
gracehi 33
Tell him to go to your favorite bar then meet up with him there...to introduce him to your new boyfriend. If he cares that little about taking a rare opportunity to see you, I seriously doubt you're the only girl he's dating.
tbhwhy 12
this is such a good idea
Al_ZSki 1
Dump his ass
br0ccoli 15
That's disrespectful. Dump him ASAP.
Eirena 5
Something's wrong if he prioritizes drinking with his friends over seeing his long-distance lady. Don't get me wrong - a man's perfectly allowed to catch up with his friends, but your FML seems to imply that he made no effort to hang out with you. In which case, he's a douche.
xpaulatanx 10
So he doesn't want to hang out with you at all? What an ass.