Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML
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poopy910 8
I'm sure that made a lovely piercing.
sumdizzyfoo 0
Those must be some horrible teeth or a horendous kisser..."oh no I'm falling, I'll catch my balance on your face, with my jaws"...do you date a german shepherd
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Comments (53)
Tabbykat9698 0
This is posted twice....
ygdrassil 17
os ur ast name finnegan
OlieBaby1625 0
ouchhh. sorry girl. that sucks. fyl.
spideylove 0
there is another one quite like this. you must be dating a moron
MariaaIsSexyy 0
I HAVE A QUESTION!!!! reply to know what it is!!!
GROUCH408 0
Oooo damn that sux
jdawg2010 0
omfg.
Raivyn_Grimm 9
a slightly relative bit of advice - never try to drink from a straw in a cup (that is being held by someone else) while walking. It will not work, and it will hurt.
xxcaitlannxx 15
That made me cringe so hard my teacher asked if I needed to go to the nurse
snooper123 16
Love hurts