Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML
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Top comments
poopy910 8
I'm sure that made a lovely piercing.
sumdizzyfoo 0
Those must be some horrible teeth or a horendous kisser..."oh no I'm falling, I'll catch my balance on your face, with my jaws"...do you date a german shepherd
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Comments (53)
elektrik_fml 0
It's a seriously good thing that he is your boyfriend and not someone who had a crush on you because I'm sure you wouldn't be too inclined after this haha.
iSmellNice 2
Say, did he also break a third of your tooth, like the one from earlier today?
potato53 0
ouch feel better:)
JustAReaderOfFml 4
invest in a HUMAN boyfriend. freak. disgusting! also, ydi coz pda's are gross, kthnxbai
jdawg2010 0
your kthanxbai really annoyed me. snob.
farflungfloyd 0
Oh.My. God. I'm wincing just thinking about it.
cristina329 0
I don't believe it... but if Its true..ouchhh!!! that really suckss!!!
grimeysly 0
now thats love
tamalama 0
im sure im not the only person to cringe.
infantry831 0
you both suck
csmith453 0
wtf that is sooooooo fake!