Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost for a dental crown? $900. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, after waking up from a bad migraine which caused my teeth to clench, I found out that I broke a molar. A dentist told me it split down to the bone, so I need root canal and an extended crown. Then they told me the tooth below had also broke and has to be pulled. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML
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Failsinking 0
Sounds like you have very weak teeth to me, but I guess it depends how hard he hit you.
johan1162 3
My sister had exactly the same problem a few months ago. How could it possibly cost 900? My sister had to pay 50 and her tooth looks better than ever.
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Ihatemakingnames 0
Exact same thing happened to me. It didn't cost anywhere near 900 to fix though. You should go somewhere else.
wolfy_fml 5
Ouch. I had a huge chip out of a front tooth and it only cost me $200 CDN to have it fixed... and the dentist did such a good job, that you can't tell.
xkonstantine125x 7
Okay this is a question for the people who live in Canada. Do you mind explaining how your health care works then? Now I'm interested in hearing how it really is.
rachlikestea1 0
gotta love universal healthcare :]
Rhien 0
This is why national healthcare is a bad Idea. If your government didn't force you to have shitty healthcare as opposed to buying your own, you'd be paying a fraction of what you're paying now.
jumanji321 0
At Least you're in Alberta like me no PST to worry about.
Foam01 0
The reason it was broken is because he pushed me against the wall and it didn't have any give to absorb some of the forceful energy that was exerted. Also, I had previously broken the tooth before and had to get it fixed and also had to get a root canal. Therefore, it is a bit weaker than other teeth. Still, it sucks. And I'm not in Alberta anymore, I was, at the time that happened. Not anymore though.
ygdrassil 17
first time????
Trevor123 0
Expensive kiss
My2864 1
yd the bill for not having insurance but you dont deserve the chipped tooth.. ive got one to it sometimes sucks.. you gotta be real carefull eating somethings i broke mine again on a peanut :-/