Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I had to have emergency work done on my teeth after I seized in the shower and smashed my face into the tub. Apparently, the dental insurance I'd been paying for but had never used ended its coverage 4 days ago, because my job was no longer working with them. FML
Today, it was the fourth time I've had major dental work done, because my dentist messed up my root canal. After almost a dozen needles, three missed work days, over $1,000, and 2 broken tools, I only have a tiny, barely-successful filling to show for it. FML
Today, I went to the dentist at 8:30 for a check up. I walked out at 2:00 with a root canal and several thousand dollars in debt. I guess I'm not having a wedding this year or quitting the job I hate. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. Normally I walk out with no work to be done as he says my teeth are always great. I thought it was weird this time that he was scraping and pushing at my tooth when he usually doesn't. I'd walked in with a full set of teeth, walked out with a dentist-caused chipped tooth and a filling booked in. FML
Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML
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Top comments
Pikachu206 2
Fail, Oh well shit happens I feel your pain.
lrb081 0
So get some ora-gel and a temporary filling repair kit and make a regular appt.
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Comments (39)
iwannafuckyaman 0
haha fyl!
Ajjas013 6
He's "getting busy" at work.
jazz2dasmith 0
Haha i noticed that, too LOL
whatthefuckcunt 0
#28 - it isn't offensive. just a pain in the ass. go be pedantic somewhere else.
Alicia_Raven7 0
owch... thats gotta hurt...
poochpod 0
yup the dentist is fun :D
Pikachu206 2
Fail, Oh well shit happens I feel your pain.
Kickmehard 0
Lol FYL for sure. Your dentist is brutal though. xD
badbunny 0
ydi for having teeth.
ProtoBuster_1 5
@ #4 - Are you a moron or just really stupid?
RequiemCube 0
@9: FYL for not being able to detect from context when someone is speaking facetiously.
repyourcliche 0
You should've turned round and said "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Bass". Problem solved.
lrb081 0
So get some ora-gel and a temporary filling repair kit and make a regular appt.
Ellowise_fml 0
I feel like this one has been here before ;) But I'm sorry :D
zaq857 0
haha that's what u get
birds_fml 7
I actually just got back from the dentist like 5 minutes ago. I feel your pain.
XxSKELETOxX 0
In what context are you using "getting busy"?
allmidnighteyes 11
He's busy talking to corporate, approving memos, leading workshops, remembering birthdays, and doing many other things, including (but not limited to) sucking his own dick.
ThereWolf 0
And he's handling it all LIKE A BOSS.