Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost for a dental crown? $900. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, after waking up from a bad migraine which caused my teeth to clench, I found out that I broke a molar. A dentist told me it split down to the bone, so I need root canal and an extended crown. Then they told me the tooth below had also broke and has to be pulled. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML
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Failsinking 0
Sounds like you have very weak teeth to me, but I guess it depends how hard he hit you.
johan1162 3
My sister had exactly the same problem a few months ago. How could it possibly cost 900? My sister had to pay 50 and her tooth looks better than ever.
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Comments (72)
dex_ter 0
u better make tht douche pay for it;)
flashback.miss 28
$900 to get your crown fixed Getting owned by love turned lust-priceless
flashback.miss 28
you didnt think I was gonna leave you without lyrics.. huh??? Waking up today, it was cold out There's something I should say, but I can't get my head around The bends in your brain and your elaborate pain Makes me tired As an old balloon, I hold my breath Like a penance paid too soon, and with too much eagerness To know what is true When air is changed by you Makes it hard I don't know where it comes from Where to go When the rains come When the rain put me back In the battle Where the sea meets the sun Where the bones and their rattle They don't mean anything to no one I, I had a swing When my salt was my own I'd my teeth bared for battle Till love lost made me dull It made me dull It made me dull Put me back in the bottle Where the sea meets the sun Where the bones and their rattle They don't mean anything to no one And I had a swing When my salt was my own I'd my teeth bared for battle Till love lost made me dull It made me dull It made me dull lady's version iss waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too good for fmylife.com :p but seriously, fyl.. hope you milk it and get free money to help pay for it....
flashback.miss 28
I gots a question for my fans... shall i make my profile public so I can hears how much yall missed me??? im serious..
daydreamstar 7
??? and op ow.. ooo it must be cringe week on fmylife.com
DoomJeff91 2
This sounds like a Chris Brown moment.
megan369 0
Make your boy pay. XD
Rellich 0
I find it hard to believe that he hit you SO hard that healthy teeth were destroyed. AKA, you probably have bad teeth, and that's not really his fault...
shockcrow 0
shouldnt he pay for at least some of it?
Gavik 0
You're just lucky anyone could stand to be around your ugly face. YDI
RMC000 7
You Canadians have free healthcare, what are you bitching about?
wolfy_fml 5
Dental isn't covered.
vrmb 3
Dentist arent free unless u have insurrance
iloverichardhell 0
aw how lovely, your first piece of tooth jewelry from the man of your dreams.